#Shady Excellency For President In 2015? You Bet!

Hello everyone! Y'all alive and chillin' like villains? I suppose. Okay, at this point, I'm pretty sure you all are tired of me always apologising for my lengthy disappearing acts, right? So there's really no point in me regurgitating some cooked up apology on why I haven't written an article in a long while. I think I'll just console myself with the delusional belief that I'm kinda special like christmas - As in, I come once in a year. Maybe twice. Or thrice. Whatever. Perverts, do NOT distort that innocent statement!

Who Are We...?

Hello folks! How's everybody doing? Chillin like villains, I suppose? Great. It's been a while I was active on here, and I apologise for my unsanctioned disappearing act. Life took over, I guess. Oh well, I hope all my 'numerous' readers didn't miss me too much, did y'all? .. [oh, and by 'numerous' readers, I mean all 3 of them!] Lol.

Anyways, with that out of the way, let's delve right into the meat of the matter. So yeah, since the last time I had an article up, lots of interesting 'happenings' have occurred in and around our dear nation, Nigeria. Happenings that I admit, I really should have written about at the time.. But I guess a man is allowed to be lazy every once in a while, yeah? Just kidding. {Not really}..  Nonetheless, the bullet-points of some of these interesting 'happenings' can be summarised as follows:-

Nelson Mandela: Unconnected......But Connected: What Madiba Meant To Me

In early December 2013, the world lost a great man. Nelson Mandela, in all his glory, finally departed.. Consequently, numerous beautiful tributes, documentaries and dedicated write-ups in honour of this great man followed..

But, try as I might, I just couldn't think up something worthy and befitting enough to write in honour of this great man. I mean, come to think of it, what else is there to say about Nelson Mandela? What other words can be used to describe this modern day legend? What tales haven't been told? What biographies haven't been compiled? What tributes haven't been penned?... Simply put, when it came to Madiba, I was at a loss for words..

Then it happened..