Hello everyone! Y'all
alive and chillin' like villains? I suppose. Okay, at this point, I'm pretty
sure you all are tired of me always apologising for my lengthy disappearing acts,
right? So there's really no point in me regurgitating some cooked up apology on
why I haven't written an article in a long while. I think I'll just console
myself with the delusional belief that I'm kinda special like christmas - As
in, I come once in a year. Maybe twice. Or thrice. Whatever. Perverts, do NOT
distort that innocent statement!
